Friday, January 26, 2007

Dental Floss

I have a pretty twisted relationship with dental floss.

It's quite a painful affair. I have scars on my fingers from where the floss cut my skin.

Like an addict, I'm forced to shift the position of the floss on my finger towards fresh, virgin skin. Forced to endure the protestations of tender flesh as the floss tightens its grip to squeeze in between a wall of teeth.

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