Do Not Be Alarmed

Back from running with CO and an officer from the other branch. Quite nice running at MacRitchie, we did 4 or 5 km, which is about half of what they usually do. Or they run about 5 km but faster.

Forgot to blog yesterday about the funniest thing that happened yesterday at work.

Attention all personnel, attention all personnel. The server is down. Please do not be alarmed.

Hilarious! Speaking of hilarious, today I shall attempt to take a page from Molly Meek's book, though I won't be using the first person so much.

It is laudable that the Singapore government is sticking to its stance that homosexual acts are criminal. It is only a depraved psychotic who would enjoy another man sticking private parts up his ass, which should be used for defecation. Such people should be put in jail, because even a mental institution is not safe for them.

It does not matter that they have sex privately, because we don't say murder is ok if it's done in secret, right? Certainly they will do it in secret because they are ashamed and have something to hide. They know it is wrong and yet they still do it, a sure sign that they have no moral values.

We must protect Singaporeans, who have a strong sense of morality. Furthermore, unlike the casino, there is no economic value of de-criminalizing the homosexual act. Well, even if there is, it's worse than gambling. It causes addiction. Maybe not as bad as drugs, for which the death sentence is mandatory, but still pretty serious.

I applaud the hard-line stance of throwing homosexuals in jail, and suggest that the government also consider extra-marital sex a crime. It might want to consider before-marriage sex "extra-marital", but I was thinking more of the case of people who are already married.

Extra-marital sex is also done secretly, and if the government does not try to catch offenders, it is clearly sending out a signal that extra-marital sex is ok. This will not do. Singaporeans have a strong sense of moral values, and extra-marital sex is destroying these values.

We need more babies, and extra-marital sex, while being able to lead to more babies, leads to less families. We need families to have babies, so it's obvious that to have more babies, we need more families, and not more babies.

Anyway, no need to give so many reasons why homosexual acts and extra-marital sex are criminal, since the government knows what it's doing when it says homosexual acts are criminal, and it's pretty clear to me that extra-marital sex is worse.

Alex talks about cookies, and stealing.